I finally made a carrd. Take a look and tell me if everything’s okay. I also posted my f/os on there and I can’t believe that I have a lot romantic f/os!
On twitter.... if you look at more than 600 posts a day you can't look at tweets anymore. And if you make a post that's too funny, you risk temporary suspension
Okay who touched my ethically sourced child spine
my gf just ripped some ungodly ass that had my eyes watering i mean absolutely noxious it was so bad i made her leave the bedroom until she was done and i opened the window and shoved my head out so i didn’t throw up breathing in the tainted air of our once peaceful bedroom.
anyways once it dissipated and i got back into bed she walked back in and looked me in the eyes and said “sorry for farty rocking 🥺”
this is what she looked like
noopy nendoroid. if you fucking care,
hii reminder that selfshipping is for everyone of any gender and any sexuality, let's not tie it to just one specific group of people thank u
Man sees crab for the first time.
does he…
Live in the
Sea?!
a-singular-canadian
Some fucking
mollusk
pulls up
Stop pussy footing around it. Are you coming to my Chinese giant salamander's bar mitzvah or not
warmer than honey 🦋
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